01. VIDEO

[unfulfilledstrex]

[A man comes on the feed and it clear to those watching that he is neither short or tall, nor fat or thin. He is dressed in a fine suit, with a yellow bow with orange polka-dots tie to match. The only problem is that his suit is covered in blood, is that blood? It certainly looks like it.

He sports a smile, which stretches from cheek to cheek in an unnatural way. His eyes, oh those eyes, are dark, black , forgotten and soulless. They glimmer and you can feel an eerie chill down your spine as he stares into the feed. ]

Hello Listeners! OH, Ohhh! Viewers in this case! I’m sure all of you who are choosing to listen, view or both, look well off and nice! This is nothing more then an assumption of course but I am safe to assume and will assume you look nice!

Now, I have a bit of an issue, listeners. This thing…. A Strex pet, probably the new model has followed me around for a few minutes and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be doing that. My own pet in my studio that is trained to eat mice and enjoys a good stick in the face, but this fellow…he is not eating what I give him. I am fresh out of mice! Does anyone have any that want to sacrifice for the little guy!

The shop clerk I spoke too did not have live food and it was very disappointing, but that did not stop me! Instead I suggested human flesh, since I am to assume Strex is allowing me to test out the new Strex pet model. It’s probably a Beta and they feed from the soft skin of humans, also their blood. However the clerk seemed…shocked at the inquiry.

[He shrugs and widens his smile as he looks down at the Sableye.]

We will just have to improvise little fella. Of course we need to begin your proper re-training!

Comments

[preybeforemeals]

Well, no one knows exactly where we are; we seem to be in some sort of alternate world altogether, though I don't know how amenable you are to that sort of idea. It's also likely that we're from alternate worlds in relation to one another - in other words, I wouldn't be surprised if "Desert Bluffs" doesn't exist at all in the version of America that my world has, which is likely why I've never heard of your smiling god.

On the negative side, no one is entirely sure how to leave this place, or what brought us here; on the positive...well, we'll all be sent home eventually, and it will be as though no time at all has passed for us - we'll be put back exactly where we came from. We also can't die while we're here, to my knowledge, so that's a consolation as well, I suppose.

[unfulfilledstrex]

[There is a long silence that comes over him as he listens to every word and he's not sure what to say when the man finishes. It is unfortunate and he's used to shifting through dimensions, appearing in other places, and even going through a random portal. This though, he was not used to.]

Ohhhh! So it's like a brand new adventure or a new territory to scope out for an inevitable corporate take over! I'm certain that when the battles are done and at the end of the day, I will have influenced another in the ways of our Smiling God.

[He looks down to the Sableye and gently pats it's head.]

Vanessa is going to be the best pokemon she can be.

[preybeforemeals]

[.........

well

that escalated quickly]

So what do you do if people reject this smiling god of yours? Or does that simply not happen?

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[unfulfilledstrex]

[He simply laughs.]

IT does not happen. Even when others find that they doubt Strex, I can always convince them that it is an ideal life decision. Street eventually finds it's way into the hearts of others.

[preybeforemeals]

[And that actually gets a laugh out of him as well, quietly. As far as he can tell, you're neither working for Aogiri or the CCG, nor are you working against them, and as far as he's concerned that both makes you categorically not his problem to worry about and renders him able to wonder just what the hell it is you plan on doing here in the future. You're...interesting, a pet curiosity maybe. Not anything to be concerned about, either way.

Basically, godspeed, Kevin.]

Well, I'll wish you the best of luck then. Perhaps I wouldn't mind hearing a bit more about all that sometime.