[There is a long pause as he thinks for a moment about where to start. The story was vivid in his mind, that it take no effort to pluck it free and disclose. However it all depended on how to say it.]

Nightvale. A town that was our rival and idolized all at once. What excitement I had to visit it, finally meet everyone and learn everything about the small town! A long awaited plot was set in progress and our God creeped upon the unsuspecting town, before setting our expansion into motion. Of course this was for their benefit as well, Strex was only expanding and in no time at The Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area was born.

We were met with some resistance, but a quick company picnic was put into play to reward those who were deserving and those that weren't. Oh we made sure only the appropriate amount of reward was given to each individual, so do not worry, only the appropriate amount of deserved reward was given. There were also snacks!

With this advancement I was put in place as Radio Host of the new Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area...with our Vice President...Laruen...Mallard. What a women, competent in comparison to a chimpanzee.

[He pauses for a moment, allowing himself to take a breather.]