I am, a bright and sunny radio host, unlike another radio host I have had the fortune to come into contact with. Such a shame we didn't see eye to eye, Strex wished to show him the good we could bring him, the town he called home and we really did enjoy all that he had to offer until he decided to Rebel!

[A Pause.]

That. Is another story which doesn't need to be heard.

[No, he is the crazy one. The other is normal in comparison.]

I am the voice of Strex and enforce their ideals among the people of Desert Bluffs, without me, our dear Smiling God would not have a face or a voice to be heard.