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unfulfilledstrex) wrote2015-02-14 10:59 am
unfulfilledstrex) wrote2015-02-14 10:59 am
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01. VIDEO
[A man comes on the feed and it clear to those watching that he is neither short or tall, nor fat or thin. He is dressed in a fine suit, with a yellow bow with orange polka-dots tie to match. The only problem is that his suit is covered in blood, is that blood? It certainly looks like it.
He sports a smile, which stretches from cheek to cheek in an unnatural way. His eyes, oh those eyes, are dark, black , forgotten and soulless. They glimmer and you can feel an eerie chill down your spine as he stares into the feed. ]
Hello Listeners! OH, Ohhh! Viewers in this case! I’m sure all of you who are choosing to listen, view or both, look well off and nice! This is nothing more then an assumption of course but I am safe to assume and will assume you look nice!
Now, I have a bit of an issue, listeners. This thing…. A Strex pet, probably the new model has followed me around for a few minutes and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be doing that. My own pet in my studio that is trained to eat mice and enjoys a good stick in the face, but this fellow…he is not eating what I give him. I am fresh out of mice! Does anyone have any that want to sacrifice for the little guy!
The shop clerk I spoke too did not have live food and it was very disappointing, but that did not stop me! Instead I suggested human flesh, since I am to assume Strex is allowing me to test out the new Strex pet model. It’s probably a Beta and they feed from the soft skin of humans, also their blood. However the clerk seemed…shocked at the inquiry.
[He shrugs and widens his smile as he looks down at the Sableye.]
We will just have to improvise little fella. Of course we need to begin your proper re-training!
He sports a smile, which stretches from cheek to cheek in an unnatural way. His eyes, oh those eyes, are dark, black , forgotten and soulless. They glimmer and you can feel an eerie chill down your spine as he stares into the feed. ]
Hello Listeners! OH, Ohhh! Viewers in this case! I’m sure all of you who are choosing to listen, view or both, look well off and nice! This is nothing more then an assumption of course but I am safe to assume and will assume you look nice!
Now, I have a bit of an issue, listeners. This thing…. A Strex pet, probably the new model has followed me around for a few minutes and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be doing that. My own pet in my studio that is trained to eat mice and enjoys a good stick in the face, but this fellow…he is not eating what I give him. I am fresh out of mice! Does anyone have any that want to sacrifice for the little guy!
The shop clerk I spoke too did not have live food and it was very disappointing, but that did not stop me! Instead I suggested human flesh, since I am to assume Strex is allowing me to test out the new Strex pet model. It’s probably a Beta and they feed from the soft skin of humans, also their blood. However the clerk seemed…shocked at the inquiry.
[He shrugs and widens his smile as he looks down at the Sableye.]
We will just have to improvise little fella. Of course we need to begin your proper re-training!
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Yes, stranger! Her name is Vanessa! I dare say her smile surely rivals my own, wouldn't you agree.
[He moves the Gear to look upon the grinning Sableye and casts back quickly to his own deep twisted grin.]
SORRY I'M LATE murderschool killed me
[God, how does he even say this without sounding nervous as hell?]
nice. But I think I'm a bit more drawn to her stony, glittering gaze in those eyes of hers.
ME TOO! I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.
[He is so proud of this pokemon. So proud!]
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[Seriously Kev, he's not gonna have you go around assuming everyone has horrifying eye trauma.
Because no.]
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[But a Sableye is so perfect and the smile and and the eyes! Adorable!]