I shouldn't mind them, but for your sake I highly recommend that you double check with me before addressing me as anything other then Kevin! If of course this acquaintance means something to you.

[The next noise that comes out of his mouth is loud, laced with hyperactivity and excitement.]

Oooooo!! Desert Bluffs! How do you know know about Desert Bluffs! It is a lovely town, in the middle of a desert. With a mountain and wonderful citizens who have grand smiles that dare to rival my own. We are a small but productive town that never leaves anything to waste. Our smiling god, Strex, looks down upon us and provides with all that we need, so that we have no worries and can remain as productive as possible.