[He truly is shocked that you have never heard of such a forgiving and generous company. Everyone knew about Strex and if there were any who didn't, he felt it was his job to educate!]

I would have considered a the employee's advice if what he gave me was advice, but advice is usually helpful and what presented me with was not advice.

[Quickly he jumps topics and chooses to ignore that mention of human flesh. Instead he takes this opportunity to speak about Strex. ]

Stex! Is a company that is ever growing and I would describe it as bamboo: it's strong, independent, it can not be stopped as if expands and what a company it is. Strex allows for it's employees to be happy, with force! I would highly recommend that you get involved with Strex and you can find yourself seeing the blinding light that I surround myself with, creeping into the corners of your everyday life! It is very, very blinding, one might even go blind!

[He laughs.]

But of course Strex can even fix that.