[Kevin can only grin at the question. Never would he pass up a chance to talk about Strex.]

I'm not sure what else I can say about Strex that I hasn't already been said. They grant our needs, established pony petting stations, inspired forced productivity among all out citizens and changed our small defenseless town of Desert Bluffs for the better! I'm not sure how else I can put it....unless you would be willing to join our Smiling God and succumb to all that is and ever will be, Strex.